Four stars, zero murders, and only one character who deserved to be run over by an apple cart.
I generally prefer a body count to a bouquet of carnations, so when the Rusty Book Club selected Candy Apple Kisses by Amy Clipston, I wasn't exactly jumping for joy. Romance novels and I have a complicated relationship, mostly involving me rolling my eyes and skipping pages of unnecessary bedroom gymnastics. But after being disappointed by James Patterson and having my brain scrambled by Nick Petrie, I was ready for something light. And stop the presses! I actually enjoyed this one!
Emily is an artist who fled her hometown after losing her parents in a tragic accident. Years later, her childhood best friend, Jake, asks her to return and help with his family's apple orchard after his father suffers a heart attack. The orchard is approaching its hundredth anniversary, and a large competitor is determined to push the family business aside.
Emily and Jake have been best friends since they were five years old, when Emily walked into his family's orchard and informed him that was how things were going to be. But Emily has been harboring feelings for Jake since she was sixteen, and returning home brings those feelings bubbling back to the surface.
Of course, there's Claire. Oh, Claire. Jake broke up with her a month ago, but apparently Claire considers a breakup more of a suggestion than a decision. She went so far as to throw a fake engagement party and tell their families they were getting married. I would have preferred to see Claire accidentally run over by an apple cart, but apparently that's frowned upon in wholesome romance novels. Perhaps I've been reading too many thrillers.
I was really impressed by how believable the characters were. Emily's grief was genuine and heartbreaking. She hadn't just lost her parents; she'd lost her direction in life. Returning home gave her an opportunity to begin healing. Jake was equally likable, a genuinely good man who cared about his family, his community, and the orchard's future. Honestly, we could use a few more Jakes in the world.
Their romance developed naturally, without a bunch of ridiculous misunderstandings that so often plague fictional relationships. Both were understandably afraid of risking a lifelong friendship, and I appreciated their caution. The orchard storyline added another heartwarming layer as they worked together to keep a century-old family business thriving despite corporate competition.
And best of all, there were no bedroom gymnastics! Just a sweet, clean romance with a few kisses and characters I genuinely cared about.
I finished this book on a chilly November evening, curled up under my electric blanket with Ernie the Kitty, feeling warm, fuzzy, and thoroughly content.
Four stars. I haven't suddenly become a romance reader. I'll still take a good murder over a marriage proposal any day. But if another book club insists on dragging me into romantic territory, Amy Clipston has earned herself a spot on my very short list of acceptable authors.
Just somebody keep Claire away from the apple carts. Or don't. I'm flexible. And I have a shovel.


















