The Cascades
Tuesday, August 02, 2011
Sunday, July 31, 2011
Vacation
We boarded our first plane, from Buffalo to Las Vegas, at 3:00 p.m. EST on the 30th. It was a long trip. We landed in Vegas at roughly 5;00 p.m. PST after some rough skies over the Rockies. (Breath in, two, three, four, out, two, three, four...) :D
We then boarded in Vegas at 7:00 p.m. PST and landed in Seattle at 10:00 p.m. PST, 9 hours and 55 minutes of travel time total. Exhausting.
I reminisced with Ian about the first time we took this trip. He was three years old and had absolutely no concept of the time involved in getting from one side of the country to the other. When we arrived home, he would ask me, "When can we go back to visit Unko Myko again?" as though it was just like a trip across town. He laughed, and said he didn't remember the trip taking THIS LONG. About an hour out, he looked at me with weary eyes and finally asked that question all children ask....
This was the view out the airplane window at 12:20 a.m. EST, or 9:20 PST. It looked a whole lot prettier than this when I first started digging for my camera. I have to remind myself to keep it handy while we're traveling.
We then boarded in Vegas at 7:00 p.m. PST and landed in Seattle at 10:00 p.m. PST, 9 hours and 55 minutes of travel time total. Exhausting.
I reminisced with Ian about the first time we took this trip. He was three years old and had absolutely no concept of the time involved in getting from one side of the country to the other. When we arrived home, he would ask me, "When can we go back to visit Unko Myko again?" as though it was just like a trip across town. He laughed, and said he didn't remember the trip taking THIS LONG. About an hour out, he looked at me with weary eyes and finally asked that question all children ask....
Mom, Are we almost THERE yet?!?
This was the view out the airplane window at 12:20 a.m. EST, or 9:20 PST. It looked a whole lot prettier than this when I first started digging for my camera. I have to remind myself to keep it handy while we're traveling.
Thursday, July 28, 2011
Installing the Dreaded Braces
Ian got his braces on today. He was very nervous and hoping it wouldn't hurt. The installation of the spacers a couple weeks ago, on the same day he had his impressions taken, ensured the transition from spacers to bands would be as painless as possible. Technology has come SO far since I had braces...let's see....100 years ago.
The entire time Dr. Tyska worked on him, he had his fingers crossed. I wonder if that helped. :)
Here he is, in the chair, with a grown man's hands in his mouth. So when he says, "I do NOT have a big mouth!" I can say, "Oh, yes you do. I have photographic PROOF!"
They used this apparatus to keep his teeth dry for the glue. I think this should be his new Facebook profile pic:
[drum roll, please] TA DA!!!
Two years and counting.
The entire time Dr. Tyska worked on him, he had his fingers crossed. I wonder if that helped. :)
Here he is, in the chair, with a grown man's hands in his mouth. So when he says, "I do NOT have a big mouth!" I can say, "Oh, yes you do. I have photographic PROOF!"
They used this apparatus to keep his teeth dry for the glue. I think this should be his new Facebook profile pic:
[drum roll, please] TA DA!!!
Two years and counting.
Saturday, July 23, 2011
Tyska Traveling Fish
The Tyska Traveling Fish went to Gravel Ponds Campgrounds in Scottsville, NY for Christmas in July. What a blast!
Monday, July 18, 2011
Baseball Update
It's been a busy summer thus far! Ian is in two baseball leagues, and I am desperately trying to finish up a course on analyzing financial statements before vacation. Here is a baseball update:
Ian's playoffs for the 2011 Babe Ruth league, where he plays for the Cubs, is:
Monday, July 18, 6:15 pm, Lincoln #2
Thursday, July 21, 6:15 pm, Lincoln 3
Semi Finals: Monday, July 25, 6:15, Lincoln 2, the 1st place plays the 4th place teams, and on Lincoln 3, the 2nd place plays the 3rd place teams.
Finals: Thursday, July 28, 6:15 pm, Lincoln 4, the winner of each of the last two games play each other.
The intersection of Parker and Sheridan Drive has a big NOCO gas station and a Walgreens Pharmacy on opposite diagonal corners. The Lincoln Park diamonds are located at the corner of Parker and Decatur, across the street from the pool.
We do not yet have his playoff schedule for the Tonawanda American Little League, where Ian plays for the A's. As soon as I have it, I will let you know.
Ian's playoffs for the 2011 Babe Ruth league, where he plays for the Cubs, is:
Monday, July 18, 6:15 pm, Lincoln #2
Thursday, July 21, 6:15 pm, Lincoln 3
Semi Finals: Monday, July 25, 6:15, Lincoln 2, the 1st place plays the 4th place teams, and on Lincoln 3, the 2nd place plays the 3rd place teams.
Finals: Thursday, July 28, 6:15 pm, Lincoln 4, the winner of each of the last two games play each other.
The intersection of Parker and Sheridan Drive has a big NOCO gas station and a Walgreens Pharmacy on opposite diagonal corners. The Lincoln Park diamonds are located at the corner of Parker and Decatur, across the street from the pool.
We do not yet have his playoff schedule for the Tonawanda American Little League, where Ian plays for the A's. As soon as I have it, I will let you know.
Saturday, July 16, 2011
Red Cooper
Every single time I have received oranges from Red Cooper, at least one has looked like this:
Hopefully my experience with their company is the exception rather than the rule, but in the meantime, I'm done with them. I can't see repeatedly paying shipping for bad merchandise.
Hopefully my experience with their company is the exception rather than the rule, but in the meantime, I'm done with them. I can't see repeatedly paying shipping for bad merchandise.
Thursday, July 14, 2011
Impressions
I took Ian in to Dr. Tyska's office today to get his pictures taken, impressions made, and spacers installed. Here he is with an adult's fingers in his mouth. Next time he says, "I do Not have a big mouth," I can say, "Oh, yes you do! I've got photographic PROOF!" :D
Saturday, July 09, 2011
Tyska Traveling Fish
Ian's orthodontist has a contest going. Have your picture taken with their traveling fish for all your summer adventures, bring the photos in, and they will choose 8 winners. Here is Ian with his Tonawanda American Little League Triple-A A's.
Wednesday, June 29, 2011
Tuesday, June 28, 2011
Monday, June 27, 2011
Sunday, June 19, 2011
Saturday, June 18, 2011
Identity Theft
Unfortunately, some things are learned the hard way. My life has been a nightmare the past week. I'll spare you the details, but if you suspect your identity has been stolen, there are steps you should take IMMEDIATELY.
Put fraud alerts on your credit files. The numbers for TransUnion, Experian and Equifax are all readily available online.
Request your credit reports and review them for accuracy. Look for accounts you don't recognize. Look at the inquiries section for the names of creditors from whom you haven't requested credit.
Report the fraud to the Police. As a victim of a crime, you are entitled to a free copy.
If it's your credit card that has been hit, cancel it.
If it's your debit card that has been hit, cancel it and close your account.
Call your bank, creditors, utility companies, and the DMV if necessary, to alert them to the theft. Follow up in writing with the police report.
If the fraudulent transactions were made over the internet, file a report with the FTC.
If you suspect the thief obtained your information from your mail, report it to the postal inspector. It is also wise to divert your mail to another location or perhaps open a post office box.
Keep track of your phone calls, letters, and all the steps you've taken. You will need to have report numbers ready for vendors and authorities.
I've made 9 pages of notes (so far) of phone calls I've made, reports I've filed, information I've requested... what a mess.
If it's happened to you, good luck.
In the meantime, wish me luck. Ugh.
Put fraud alerts on your credit files. The numbers for TransUnion, Experian and Equifax are all readily available online.
Request your credit reports and review them for accuracy. Look for accounts you don't recognize. Look at the inquiries section for the names of creditors from whom you haven't requested credit.
Report the fraud to the Police. As a victim of a crime, you are entitled to a free copy.
If it's your credit card that has been hit, cancel it.
If it's your debit card that has been hit, cancel it and close your account.
Call your bank, creditors, utility companies, and the DMV if necessary, to alert them to the theft. Follow up in writing with the police report.
If the fraudulent transactions were made over the internet, file a report with the FTC.
If you suspect the thief obtained your information from your mail, report it to the postal inspector. It is also wise to divert your mail to another location or perhaps open a post office box.
Keep track of your phone calls, letters, and all the steps you've taken. You will need to have report numbers ready for vendors and authorities.
I've made 9 pages of notes (so far) of phone calls I've made, reports I've filed, information I've requested... what a mess.
If it's happened to you, good luck.
In the meantime, wish me luck. Ugh.
Friday, June 10, 2011
My Son, the Airhead
One of the other baseball moms, Cindy, was picking up Ian after school, running him by my house for his baseball paraphenalia, and then bringing him to practice with his teammate, Scott. Apparently, Ian has a lot on his mind. He called me as soon as he was picked up:
Mom?
Yeesssss?
I got the house key. I didn’t lose it all day.
Good. I’ll let you live.
Um, I just need my uniform, right?
Yeesssss….and your cup and your spikes.
My cup, too?
Yes. If you don’t have your cup, Coach won’t let you play, and since Grandpa is coming to the game tonight, you don’t want that to happen.
Grandpa or Popa?
Didn’t I just say ‘Grandpa’?
Oh. Yeah.
Don’t forget your uniform, your cup, and your spikes.
I won’t.
Okay. (pause) What are you picking up?
My uniform.
And what else?
Um. (loooooong pause)
Your cup and your spikes.
Oh, yeah. Okay.
You better let me talk to Cindy.
After all that, he still forgot his baseball CAP!
Mom?
Yeesssss?
I got the house key. I didn’t lose it all day.
Good. I’ll let you live.
Um, I just need my uniform, right?
Yeesssss….and your cup and your spikes.
My cup, too?
Yes. If you don’t have your cup, Coach won’t let you play, and since Grandpa is coming to the game tonight, you don’t want that to happen.
Grandpa or Popa?
Didn’t I just say ‘Grandpa’?
Oh. Yeah.
Don’t forget your uniform, your cup, and your spikes.
I won’t.
Okay. (pause) What are you picking up?
My uniform.
And what else?
Um. (loooooong pause)
Your cup and your spikes.
Oh, yeah. Okay.
You better let me talk to Cindy.
After all that, he still forgot his baseball CAP!
Tuesday, June 07, 2011
Sunday, June 05, 2011
Little League Update
The weather has not cooperated so very much with our baseball schedule. Ian has had so many rain-outs it isn't funny. The first league he is in, Tonawanda American Little League, was supposed to end in mid-June, so there would have been only two weeks overlap with his second league, the KenTon Kiwanis. Unfortunately, because of all the rain, the first league now ends in mid-July.
Looks like I'll be spending all summer at the baseball diamonds in the Greater Tonawanda area. :D
Looks like I'll be spending all summer at the baseball diamonds in the Greater Tonawanda area. :D
Friday, May 27, 2011
Tuesday, May 17, 2011
Baseball
The Bisons are calling me. I am definitely suffering from baseball withdrawal. I think I will take Ian to the game on Friday, May 27th. Hopefully the weather will cooperate.
I was looking online for tonight's game to be streamed live, but I couldn't find it. Everybody streams live now! It's got to be somewhere. Otherwise, I am going to have to invest in an indoor AM radio. I can't be out sitting in the car all evening. :D
In the meantime, Ian has his last practice tomorrow evening with the Tonawanda little league. His opening day is Saturday. Should be a good time!
I was looking online for tonight's game to be streamed live, but I couldn't find it. Everybody streams live now! It's got to be somewhere. Otherwise, I am going to have to invest in an indoor AM radio. I can't be out sitting in the car all evening. :D
In the meantime, Ian has his last practice tomorrow evening with the Tonawanda little league. His opening day is Saturday. Should be a good time!
Wednesday, May 11, 2011
Studio Profile: Guerrilla Games
My friend Ali is a games journalist. Here is his latest article:
Guerrilla Games
Even though I do not know that much about video games or the gaming industry, I enjoy reading his work. (I love the fact that his grammar is better than what you find in the Buffalo News. And his native language isn't even English!)
My brother and I had a conversation a few months ago about how difficult writing can be. Finding just the right word to convey exactly what you mean can be extremely challenging.
Guerrilla Games
Even though I do not know that much about video games or the gaming industry, I enjoy reading his work. (I love the fact that his grammar is better than what you find in the Buffalo News. And his native language isn't even English!)
My brother and I had a conversation a few months ago about how difficult writing can be. Finding just the right word to convey exactly what you mean can be extremely challenging.
Sunday, May 08, 2011
Saturday, May 07, 2011
My favorite quote of the day...
A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.
Herm Albright (1876 - 1944)
Herm Albright (1876 - 1944)
Thursday, May 05, 2011
Baseball Update
I would like to take the opportunity to let everyone know how I'll be coaching this summer. First of all, I want the kids to have fun. There will be no arguing with umpire calls by players or myself. I will run a pretty tight ship on the bench so don't expect your child to be visiting you in the stands. I WILL NOT jeopardize anyone's health to try and win a Little League game and this is done by keeping pitchers' pitch counts low. So, if you ever wonder why I remove a pitcher who is doing well, you've been forewarned. We will win as a team and lose as a team. I will shuffle players in and out of positions because let's face it, there aren't a lot of plays in the outfield at this level. If we are winning a game comfortably, I will put a halt to stealing bases. I have a knowledgeable staff helping me so don't ever be afraid to ask questions. My hope is the kids have fun and make noticeable improvements this year. Hey, let's fill up the T.A.L.L. All Star teams with AAA A's! See everyone at 9:00am Saturday.
Phones are down
The phones are down at the office today. Going to be a quiet morning until they are fixed!
Monday, May 02, 2011
Sunday, May 01, 2011
Little League Location/Schedule
All of Ian's games are played here:
Ives Park
Here is the schedule. He plays for the A's.
Tonawanda LL/A's
Hope to see you there!
Ives Park
Here is the schedule. He plays for the A's.
Tonawanda LL/A's
Hope to see you there!
Saturday, April 30, 2011
Baseball Update
We were finally able to get on a baseball field (sort of) and it felt great. The whole team was there and I was quite impressed with the quality of play. The pitchers did an excellent job throwing strikes and there was a couple of nice defensive plays in the field. I was able to video everyone's swing and am a big believer in using slow motion analysis as a coaching aid. Our next practice is Wednesday at the field (batting cages) 5:00. I am still looking for volunteers for our Candy Stand obligation.
-Coach
-Coach
Friday, April 29, 2011
Thursday, April 28, 2011
Balloon DNA
My friend Denise, Ian and I went to dinner tonight at Bob Evans. Mr. No the balloon man was there making balloon figures for all the kids. He was near our table at one point, and I began speculating...
Me: I wonder what he's making.
Ian: I think he's making strands of DNA.
Denise: (bursts out laughing) If I ever had any doubt that you're Serena Tabor's son, it's completely gone now!
The apple really doesn't fall far from the tree. :D
Me: I wonder what he's making.
Ian: I think he's making strands of DNA.
Denise: (bursts out laughing) If I ever had any doubt that you're Serena Tabor's son, it's completely gone now!
The apple really doesn't fall far from the tree. :D
Baseball Update
I would like to first thank Anthony Dolce's dad George, for providing our practice space. One thing I noticed tonight was the decibel level was unusually high. This is a good sign in my eyes because it indicates the kids are starting to feel comfortable with each other and making new friends a good thing. We have seen our first two games postponed (cancelled?) and will start the season May 7th against the Cubs, who appear to have a really strong roster. Cavan Derrigan will get the start on the mound for us and will be on a strict pitch limit. Our next practice is Saturday at 2pm at the Little League field. We will practice in the parking lot or the closest patch of dry grass. I would like to have a little more room to work on cut offs and relays. We can also use the batting cage to work on hitting.
Coach
Coach
Sunday, April 24, 2011
Tuesday, April 19, 2011
Batting Practice Update
Thanks to Anthony Dolce's dad George we were able to practice inside at the Knights of Columbus. I brought along my son's batting machine (A Jugs Small Ball Machine) and the team did awesome hitting those golf ball sized baseballs. I really like how our kids are swinging the bats. I know some of my techniques are new and that is why I'm so impressed that everyone is trying to do what I'm telling them. I haven't felt the least bit of resistance and for that I just want to thank everyone, players and parents. Coach Jim Derrigan did an excellent job running the team through drills and I look forward to working more with him. Unfortunately for us Coach Doug could not make it to practice but look for him Wednesday in the batting cages (5 pm). And be ready to hit some line drives at him instead of me!
Coach Turri
Coach Turri
Thursday, April 14, 2011
BP - The First Home Run of the Season
From Coach Turri: "We had our first batting practice home run today courtesy of Ian Tabor who hit a liner to the back of the batting cage. I saw a lot of good swings and more importantly some smiles on our kids' faces. I see alot of potential in our team and am confident by mid-season we'll be a team to be reckoned with. Can't wait to actually get on the field so we can use some real baseballs. Next practice is Saturday at 2pm after the Worker Bees are done working on the fields. Please have your child wear their athletic supporter to all field practices as we'll be hitting grounders as well as having some "suit up" to play catcher." Marlene says: I'm so proud of him! We will try to make a couple of this games this summer. Michael says: Nice!
Wednesday, April 13, 2011
Sunday, April 10, 2011
Humor
Got this email from a friend... Enjoy!
1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.
3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nape when I was younger.
4. There is a great need for a sarcasm font.
5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
6. Was learning cursive really necessary?
7. MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.
9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.
10. Bad decisions make good stories.
11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.
12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after BluRay? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.
13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.
14. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
15. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
16. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay.
17. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.
18. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.
19. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?
20. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars teams up to prevent a jerk from cutting in front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!
21. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.
22. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch three consecutive times and still not know what time it is.
23. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey -- but I bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from three feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time.
24. The first testicular guard, the "Cup", was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important.
1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.
3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nape when I was younger.
4. There is a great need for a sarcasm font.
5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
6. Was learning cursive really necessary?
7. MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.
9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.
10. Bad decisions make good stories.
11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.
12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after BluRay? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.
13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.
14. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
15. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
16. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay.
17. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.
18. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.
19. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?
20. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars teams up to prevent a jerk from cutting in front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!
21. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.
22. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch three consecutive times and still not know what time it is.
23. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey -- but I bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from three feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time.
24. The first testicular guard, the "Cup", was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important.
Saturday, April 09, 2011
Tonawanda LL/A's - (Tonawanda, NY) - powered by LeagueLineup.com
Update on Ian's practice today with Little League:
Tonawanda LL/A's - (Tonawanda, NY) - powered by LeagueLineup.com
Tonawanda LL/A's - (Tonawanda, NY) - powered by LeagueLineup.com
New Wheels
Did our first 10 miles on it today. Ian is thrilled. It's his first bike with handlebar brakes!
Friday, April 01, 2011
Baseball Humor
A Yankees fan, a Mets fan, and a Red Sox fan are climbing a mountain and arguing about who loves his team more. The Mets fan insists he is the most loyal..."This is for the Mets!" he yells and jumps off the mountain. Not to be outdone, the Yankees fan is next to profess his love for his team. He yells "This is for the Yankees!" and pushes the Red Sox fan off the mountain...
Tuesday, March 29, 2011
Winemaker Math
Winemaker Math
Love it! Who says you don't use math in 'real life'? HA!
Love it! Who says you don't use math in 'real life'? HA!
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Glad you liked the post. Once our Winemaker gets started it's best to grab some popcorn and relax, and that's part of what we love.
Sunday, March 27, 2011
The Disney Auditions ?
It was a scam. And if I'd had time to think about it, I should have known. I am kicking myself big time, and have a sad little boy on my hands, too.
The commercial itself was a picture of the initial scene from Suite Life on Deck, gave the phone number a couple times and said something about becoming a big star. It left no doubt in your mind that you were going to be auditioning for Disney.
I called the number where a fast-speaking woman gave me a date, time and appointment, told me to bring two recent photos of my child, dress to impress, and would not answer any of my questions - would not even let me get a question out. I was immediately transferred to a recording with the address and directions, which was the Conference Center in Niagara Falls.
We went to the conference center, and I was given a fancy brochure to "read when I got home". Why wait until I got home? I read it right there, and got really ticked off. I asked three parents around me, "I thought this was for Disney?" And they assured me it was. I said it isn't, pointed to the place in the brochure where it talks about their fee, and a few other parents got ticked off, too. I guess I'm just a trouble maker at heart.
The whole circus is actually put on by for a company called "The" (pronounced "tay"). Their company name was not obvious in any of their television or radio commercials. Neither Ian nor I even heard it mentioned.
We were shown a video about how wonderful they are, and their spokesperson on the video is one of the actors from a Disney show. (The first of two places Disney actually enters into this.) The 'The' personnel were accompanied by a man who said he was a casting agent from Hollywood. He actually may have been, to give this farce some semblance of authenticity. We were "interviewed". Ian was asked why he wanted to do this, and he said because he wants to become an actor, make lots of money, and help people in Japan. (He's a good kid.) They asked me why I thought they should work with my son. I said because he's a good kid. The only reason I didn't say "because I'd be paying you to" was because Ian was right there and so excited about auditioning. It occurred to me later that they count on that; there are parents who will do absolutely anything for their children.
We were then directed to the camera area, where Ian was asked to read a short commercial on script. He had it memorized, got up in front of a horribly bright light, and froze. He ended up reading it off the paper. Poor kid. And then we left.
As we were walking out, Ian said he didn't think he would get a call back because he blew it in front of the camera. And I then had to explain to him that wasn't the real reason he wouldn't get a call back. The minimum amount I would have to pay is $3000, which would get Ian two workshops in their 'Event' which is held at Disney. (That's second of only two places Disney actually enters into this.)
They are actually selling packages of what amounts to workshops to teach kids how to act. They claim at the end of the week the kids will be seen by 50 casting agents and directors who will offer more callbacks, which is supposed to make this worth it. The package I am pretty sure they want every one to buy is $7950 for 10 workshops with an additional $895 if your child is a minor.
Ian is extremely disappointed. I'll know better next time. The biggest thing I told Ian is that if he was going to be 'hired' for a show, they would pay him, not the other way around.
Today, I searched for this company online. Try googling "The" and see where it gets you. I ended up googling "The Auditions" and got a link to Yahoo Answers. 'Kittysue' says:
"It's a scam. You are not auditioning for Disney. You are auditioning for some expensive school that has misrepresented themselves so you think you are auditioning for Disney. Everyone who auditions gets called the next day saying they were amazing and have been accepted into their training, which of course will cost you over $2000 for classes. And guess what, you pay for those classes then wonder where the Disney auditions are. All you learn from the classes is that if you want to audition for Disney, your parents are going to have to move to LA where all the auditions happen and you are going to have to find an agent."
'R K' also says:
"This is a scam. Disney doesn't charge for auditions, no one does. Disney auditions are in LA through an agent, they're not open calls you could find on your own. If this was a real audition you would know exactly what part you were trying for, not just for something in general."
What I found interesting is you don't find out until you get there that it (1) isn't for Disney, and (2) costs money. A very well-thought-out scam, as most of them are.
Michael said...
There was a long segment on TV here that summed up to the same point - if if's legit, it doesn't cost any money up front.
In another "sting" program recently done by (60 minutes? "What Would You Do?" Can't remember the show) parents 1. allowed their kids to be left alone with a complete stranger ("photographer"), 2. agreed to cosmetic surgery on their kids, 3. agreed to extreme diet regimens - all for the promise of a shot at fame & fortune. You're right - some people will do absolutely ANYTHING to get a foot in the door, even things that are shockingly dangerous.
The sickest part is that when you listen to the kids themselves talk about their "dreams" and "goals," you can hear the coaching. Let's face it - an 8 year old does NOT have any idea what is important in life, or what they want to do for the rest of it. But they certainly know that it pleases mommy when they parrot those ambitions.
Serena says:
You are so right. I've spent so much time over the past few days trying to convince Ian he really doesn't want to be an actor..."Honey, there are hundreds, perhaps thousands of actors that never make it to TV. Find an ambition that will support you. You will need to eat. There is a reason they are called 'starving artists'."
Right now he wants to be an actor just because he thinks it's glamorous and fun. I'm trying to lean him in other directions. But you should have heard some of the other parents there! I was shocked. It made me wonder...who really wants to be the actor? Mom or daughter?
I filed a complaint with the Children's Advertising Review Unit of the Better Business Bureau. Nothing will probably come of it, but it made me feel marginally better.
The commercial itself was a picture of the initial scene from Suite Life on Deck, gave the phone number a couple times and said something about becoming a big star. It left no doubt in your mind that you were going to be auditioning for Disney.
I called the number where a fast-speaking woman gave me a date, time and appointment, told me to bring two recent photos of my child, dress to impress, and would not answer any of my questions - would not even let me get a question out. I was immediately transferred to a recording with the address and directions, which was the Conference Center in Niagara Falls.
We went to the conference center, and I was given a fancy brochure to "read when I got home". Why wait until I got home? I read it right there, and got really ticked off. I asked three parents around me, "I thought this was for Disney?" And they assured me it was. I said it isn't, pointed to the place in the brochure where it talks about their fee, and a few other parents got ticked off, too. I guess I'm just a trouble maker at heart.
The whole circus is actually put on by for a company called "The" (pronounced "tay"). Their company name was not obvious in any of their television or radio commercials. Neither Ian nor I even heard it mentioned.
We were shown a video about how wonderful they are, and their spokesperson on the video is one of the actors from a Disney show. (The first of two places Disney actually enters into this.) The 'The' personnel were accompanied by a man who said he was a casting agent from Hollywood. He actually may have been, to give this farce some semblance of authenticity. We were "interviewed". Ian was asked why he wanted to do this, and he said because he wants to become an actor, make lots of money, and help people in Japan. (He's a good kid.) They asked me why I thought they should work with my son. I said because he's a good kid. The only reason I didn't say "because I'd be paying you to" was because Ian was right there and so excited about auditioning. It occurred to me later that they count on that; there are parents who will do absolutely anything for their children.
We were then directed to the camera area, where Ian was asked to read a short commercial on script. He had it memorized, got up in front of a horribly bright light, and froze. He ended up reading it off the paper. Poor kid. And then we left.
As we were walking out, Ian said he didn't think he would get a call back because he blew it in front of the camera. And I then had to explain to him that wasn't the real reason he wouldn't get a call back. The minimum amount I would have to pay is $3000, which would get Ian two workshops in their 'Event' which is held at Disney. (That's second of only two places Disney actually enters into this.)
They are actually selling packages of what amounts to workshops to teach kids how to act. They claim at the end of the week the kids will be seen by 50 casting agents and directors who will offer more callbacks, which is supposed to make this worth it. The package I am pretty sure they want every one to buy is $7950 for 10 workshops with an additional $895 if your child is a minor.
Ian is extremely disappointed. I'll know better next time. The biggest thing I told Ian is that if he was going to be 'hired' for a show, they would pay him, not the other way around.
Today, I searched for this company online. Try googling "The" and see where it gets you. I ended up googling "The Auditions" and got a link to Yahoo Answers. 'Kittysue' says:
"It's a scam. You are not auditioning for Disney. You are auditioning for some expensive school that has misrepresented themselves so you think you are auditioning for Disney. Everyone who auditions gets called the next day saying they were amazing and have been accepted into their training, which of course will cost you over $2000 for classes. And guess what, you pay for those classes then wonder where the Disney auditions are. All you learn from the classes is that if you want to audition for Disney, your parents are going to have to move to LA where all the auditions happen and you are going to have to find an agent."
'R K' also says:
"This is a scam. Disney doesn't charge for auditions, no one does. Disney auditions are in LA through an agent, they're not open calls you could find on your own. If this was a real audition you would know exactly what part you were trying for, not just for something in general."
What I found interesting is you don't find out until you get there that it (1) isn't for Disney, and (2) costs money. A very well-thought-out scam, as most of them are.
Michael said...
There was a long segment on TV here that summed up to the same point - if if's legit, it doesn't cost any money up front.
In another "sting" program recently done by (60 minutes? "What Would You Do?" Can't remember the show) parents 1. allowed their kids to be left alone with a complete stranger ("photographer"), 2. agreed to cosmetic surgery on their kids, 3. agreed to extreme diet regimens - all for the promise of a shot at fame & fortune. You're right - some people will do absolutely ANYTHING to get a foot in the door, even things that are shockingly dangerous.
The sickest part is that when you listen to the kids themselves talk about their "dreams" and "goals," you can hear the coaching. Let's face it - an 8 year old does NOT have any idea what is important in life, or what they want to do for the rest of it. But they certainly know that it pleases mommy when they parrot those ambitions.
Serena says:
You are so right. I've spent so much time over the past few days trying to convince Ian he really doesn't want to be an actor..."Honey, there are hundreds, perhaps thousands of actors that never make it to TV. Find an ambition that will support you. You will need to eat. There is a reason they are called 'starving artists'."
Right now he wants to be an actor just because he thinks it's glamorous and fun. I'm trying to lean him in other directions. But you should have heard some of the other parents there! I was shocked. It made me wonder...who really wants to be the actor? Mom or daughter?
I filed a complaint with the Children's Advertising Review Unit of the Better Business Bureau. Nothing will probably come of it, but it made me feel marginally better.
Saturday, March 26, 2011
Wednesday, March 23, 2011
Tuesday, March 22, 2011
Gelber & O'Connell, LLC
Tim and Hersch did a public service announcement for Channel 4. One of the sponsors is giving out thumb bands for Don't Text and Drive!
Don't Text and Drive!
The production process
Don't Text and Drive!
The production process
Monday, March 21, 2011
My favorite tweet so far today...
"There was a piece of cake in my fridge with a 'Don't eat me' note on it. Now there's an empty plate with an 'I don't take orders from cake' note."
- @thesecretcaller
- @thesecretcaller
Saturday, March 19, 2011
Thursday, March 17, 2011
Monday, March 14, 2011
Saturday, March 12, 2011
Monday, February 21, 2011
Social Networking
Facebook is a constant source of amazement to me. I 'friended' the daughter of an old boyfriend tonight and was able to catch up a wee bit. She has two beautiful boys, and it looks like she grew up good. Made me think back...I don't remember when I realized it exactly, but I loved his three children more than I loved the man. A relationship doomed. Ah, well. Life doesn't always turn out like you think it will.
Twitter has come up with some surprising moments, too. Like when I got the email that my ex-husband is following me on Twitter. Which was after someone told me he was dead. Surprise!
I remember sitting at the dinner table with my family oh, about 30+ years ago, telling my father that my science teacher said that someday, computers would be so small we could hold them in our hands. My father laughed.
Facebook and Twitter could not have been farther from our imaginations.
Twitter has come up with some surprising moments, too. Like when I got the email that my ex-husband is following me on Twitter. Which was after someone told me he was dead. Surprise!
I remember sitting at the dinner table with my family oh, about 30+ years ago, telling my father that my science teacher said that someday, computers would be so small we could hold them in our hands. My father laughed.
Facebook and Twitter could not have been farther from our imaginations.
Friday, February 11, 2011
Sunday, February 06, 2011
Wednesday, February 02, 2011
Sunday, January 30, 2011
Sunday, January 23, 2011
Collar-length Necklace
This is the first time I tried working with a beading needle and string. And it worked! I have to work on attaching the necklace catches, though. All in all, I'm very happy with it!
Thursday, December 30, 2010
Baseball Humor
"I'm going to get myself a corked bat and blast one out of here. What's the suspension for Old Timers games, ten years?"
- Vada Pinson quoted from my Baseball 2010 calendar.
Monday, December 27, 2010
What Do You Want - Jerrod Niemann
I love this song. Which means there are at least two songs on this CD that I will play repeatedly. Looks like I'm buying it!
Sunday, December 26, 2010
Culture Clash
I have been conversing at length with an American man born in Lebanon. He has been in this country for over 30 years. His divorce was final in June, and he has since often said he doesn't know what he wants to do now. After 29 years spent in two committed relationships, he would like to explore his own interests, take time to heal, and get back on his feet physically, emotionally, and financially. Who can blame him?
Unfortunately, his family 'back home' does not agree. His mother, now the matriarch of the family since his father has passed, firmly believes that he needs a woman to take care of him. He's been divorced since June, why is he not remarried yet? So, as their traditions dictate, she is taking steps to arrange his next marriage. Never mind that he is 53 and quite capable of making his own decisions, or that he has been married twice (the second of which lasted for over 20 years) and doesn't want to do it again, or that he has five American children who will not be so accepting of the sudden appearance of a perfect stranger in the form of step-mom.
As I understand it, his mother and her brother (his uncle) can enter into a contract with the bride and her family, and my friend doesn't even have to be in attendance for it to be valid. The government will give her the appropriate papers to prove she is his wife, and when she arrives here, she can lay claim to all that is his.
My friend is very upset by this. One of his daughters and one of his sons absolutely refuse to speak with him about it; his other daughter refuses to speak with him period. His youngest son, who is 9, doesn't understand it at all. He will lose the respect of his children and friends. He will lose me, that's a given, because there isn't a wife in the world who is going to put up with her husband being on the phone every night for an hour or two with another woman. And he will lose his poker night, football Sundays, and all the freedoms he has taken for granted the past few months. He is not happy about this.
Add the fact that he's never met this woman. She may not speak English, which will make her completely dependent on him and cause further communication problems in his family. She may not be educated, which will make her completely dependent on him for food, shelter and clothing. Who knows? She may be a 3 foot tall, 900 pound lunatic. Oh, he is not happy about this at all.
Personally, I thought arranged marriages went out with the dark ages, but apparently not. A little research on the topic produced the following link: http://www.ghazi.de/society.html.
So now every time I talk to him, I first ask, "Are you married yet?" Yeah. In any other context, it'd be funny. But we both know, in less than a year, his mom-order bride could show up on his doorstep.
Unfortunately, his family 'back home' does not agree. His mother, now the matriarch of the family since his father has passed, firmly believes that he needs a woman to take care of him. He's been divorced since June, why is he not remarried yet? So, as their traditions dictate, she is taking steps to arrange his next marriage. Never mind that he is 53 and quite capable of making his own decisions, or that he has been married twice (the second of which lasted for over 20 years) and doesn't want to do it again, or that he has five American children who will not be so accepting of the sudden appearance of a perfect stranger in the form of step-mom.
As I understand it, his mother and her brother (his uncle) can enter into a contract with the bride and her family, and my friend doesn't even have to be in attendance for it to be valid. The government will give her the appropriate papers to prove she is his wife, and when she arrives here, she can lay claim to all that is his.
My friend is very upset by this. One of his daughters and one of his sons absolutely refuse to speak with him about it; his other daughter refuses to speak with him period. His youngest son, who is 9, doesn't understand it at all. He will lose the respect of his children and friends. He will lose me, that's a given, because there isn't a wife in the world who is going to put up with her husband being on the phone every night for an hour or two with another woman. And he will lose his poker night, football Sundays, and all the freedoms he has taken for granted the past few months. He is not happy about this.
Add the fact that he's never met this woman. She may not speak English, which will make her completely dependent on him and cause further communication problems in his family. She may not be educated, which will make her completely dependent on him for food, shelter and clothing. Who knows? She may be a 3 foot tall, 900 pound lunatic. Oh, he is not happy about this at all.
Personally, I thought arranged marriages went out with the dark ages, but apparently not. A little research on the topic produced the following link: http://www.ghazi.de/society.html.
So now every time I talk to him, I first ask, "Are you married yet?" Yeah. In any other context, it'd be funny. But we both know, in less than a year, his mom-order bride could show up on his doorstep.
Crustless Cheese and Spinach Quiche
1T Olive Oil
1 onion, diced
8 - 10 oz spinach, washed
3 -4 eggs
6 - 8 oz. Gouda cheese, shredded
1/8 t salt
Dash of pepper
Preheat oven to 350 degrees. In a large frying pan, saute the diced onion in the olive oil until the onion is tender. Add the spinach and cook until it wilts. Remove from heat. In a separate bowl, beat the eggs. Add the shredded cheese, salt and pepper, and stir to combine. Add the spinach and onions to the eggs and cheese, and stir to combine. Pour into a greased pie plate. Bake for 30 minutes, or until the top starts to brown. Serve alone or with a tossed salad.
Prep: 15 min
Cook time: 30 min
1 onion, diced
8 - 10 oz spinach, washed
3 -4 eggs
6 - 8 oz. Gouda cheese, shredded
1/8 t salt
Dash of pepper
Preheat oven to 350 degrees. In a large frying pan, saute the diced onion in the olive oil until the onion is tender. Add the spinach and cook until it wilts. Remove from heat. In a separate bowl, beat the eggs. Add the shredded cheese, salt and pepper, and stir to combine. Add the spinach and onions to the eggs and cheese, and stir to combine. Pour into a greased pie plate. Bake for 30 minutes, or until the top starts to brown. Serve alone or with a tossed salad.
Prep: 15 min
Cook time: 30 min
Saturday, December 25, 2010
Friday, December 24, 2010
A watch
This one didn't turn out like I planned. It would have to be worn by someone with a small wrist, but on a small wrist, it looks bulky. Ah, well. Win some, lose some. :)
Thursday, December 23, 2010
Tiramisu
We had our firm Holiday Party today at Siena’s Restaurant . It was wonderful. I had the Spinach, Scallops and Filet Mignon salad with a horseradish Dijon dressing. Very, very tasty. And then, we had dessert.
Dessert.
Just the sound of the word makes me happy. And let me tell you, it was heaven in a dish.
I know that if I die tomorrow and am reincarnated as a dandelion on a putting green, somewhere in the deep recesses of my ancient memories I will know I experienced Tiramisu.
It just doesn't get any better than this.
Wednesday, December 22, 2010
Friday, December 17, 2010
My Little Cello Player
As much as he hates to practice, he's actually pretty good at it. These were taken at the winter concert at his school.
Tuesday, December 14, 2010
What Stupid Looks Like
Sooooooo...... how does he use his rearview mirror? And, do you think he bothered to clean off his headlights? Nah.
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