First thing this morning.
Mom? Can we fill my pants with helium?
Errr....why?
So I can fly.
Um. The helium would all leak out of your pants because they're not sealed.
No, it wouldn't. We could use duct tape.
No. No, we can't. I don't have any duct tape.
Maybe we can get some at the store.
Maybe, but we don't have any helium, either.
We could call Mythbusters.
No. I don't know their number. And you don't either. Are you getting ready for school?
Oh. Yeah. One minute.
6:30 comes WAY too early for this.
