Caps and Snakes

Mommy, can you buy me some caps?

Caps? Why?

So I can throw rocks at them and they explode.

No. I am not spending money on something you can blow up. You'll blow them all up, and then they'll be gone. It's a waste of money.

Well, then, can you buy me some snakes? I could blow those up.

WHAT? NO! I am NOT buying you snakes!

Not REAL ones!

Oh. Thank you for clarifying that. The answer is still No.



I guess I get the Mean Mom award again.