Mom, I want to get stuffed.
Huh?
I want to get stuffed. I don't want to get cremated or buried or nothin'. I want to get stuffed so everybody can see my nice clothes.
Ah. Well, why not just have somebody make a wax figure of you?
Ear wax?
Er, no.
Nah. I just want to get stuffed.
Okay, honey. I'll look into it later. (Much later.)
