Question:
You are traveling in a car at a constant speed.
On your left side is a double Decker bus and on your right side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you.
In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it.
Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level. Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also traveling at the same speed as you.
What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?
Answer:
Get off the children's Merry Go Round, you're hammered.
Michael said...
Very funny! Thanks for posting this!
Serena said...
I had been deeply engrossed in Algebra homework when I decided to take a brain-break and check my email. I was sitting here thinking, "a bus and a fire engine and a pig...huh?" before I realized it was a joke. Takes me a minute, sometimes. :D
