Mom! There's this guy Jack on my bus, and he told me he is gonna tell Devan he loves her! I told him you can't DO that! If you just come right out and tell a girl you love her, she'll smack you upside the head!
She will?!?
Yeah, Mom. Girls do that these days. So I told him first, you gotta ask your Mom to get you some deodorant, because you can't tell a girl you love her if you smell bad. And he's gotta lose that hat he wears. He wears this wool hat, and it is NOT attractive. I told him he should wear a Sabres cap or something. He's got to ditch that hat.
It's that bad?
Oh, yeah. And I told him he's got to dress fashionably. You can't tell a girl you love her if you are wearing sweatpants and have a hole in your t-shirt. That's just dumb. I told him he's got to wear jeans and a nice shirt, maybe something at Abercrombie, and make sure he smells good. That's important to girls.
It sure is. Did you shower today?
Why? I'm not telling any girl I love her.
{heavy sigh}
Michael said...
I'm very glad to see that he knows the only reason a man needs to shower. :D
Jeff said...
and when not to wear your PJ's :D
Serena said...
Heaven help me.
Anonymous said...
This is the dad from Ian's baseball who doesn't like watching baseball. I thought thought you'd like to know I thought this post was funny.
Serena said...
Thank you, Jack's Dad! LOL! Not too many dull moments in my house, that's for sure!
