Thursday, August 04, 2011
Seattle Science Center
Here we are in front of the whispering dishes, a hands-on exhibit that teaches about sound waves. It was so cool. You can actually whisper into the little eye at the top of the pole, and across the sidewalk about 25 feet away, another person can hear you.
Wednesday, August 03, 2011
Pretty Flowers
Blinded by the Light
No, really. He's a very smart guy.
LOL!
Actually, this was in preparation for a little science experiment he did with Ian later in the day.
Michael said...
I was gonna say... what the hell! The sun is behind me!
I never did figure out how to get that damned diffraction grating to work, but I did manage to show Ian the spectral lines from a fluorescent lamp. It's part of the foundation information he needs to understand how we know what stars are made of, and how we know which direction they are traveling.
Serena said...
I couldn't help myself. Actually, if someone looks at the shadows, it's obvious you're not trying to blind yourself. :D
Ian had a great time. I've answered all kinds of questions about the sun, the earth's rotation, gravity, sound and light travel, and all of the questions came from out of the blue. I love it when he thinks. :)
Vacation Update
After finally getting up around 10 in the morning and eating some amazing blueberry pancakes Camille made fresh (yumm!), we spent the day with Jeff. Ian, of course, is living-breathing-sleeping baseball, so we went to some batting cages, went to a park to play some baseball, had dinner at the local Red Robin, and then went to a neighborhood school that has a diamond to play more baseball. Jeff said he slept like the dead that night. :D
Monday, August 1:
My legs are a little sore today...not used to all that running around. :) The pain is around my shins. Hope it goes away. I'm pretty much Ian's only baseball playmate out here. Jeff, who we love to exhaust, has to work.
I got up at 7 and read a bit over a quiet cup of coffee before Ian got up, the quiet only broken by the sounds of text messages/phone calls from my boss. It's nice to know he has trouble getting along without me, but ... really? I'M ON VACATION!!! :D
While Mike took one of his mid-terms and worked on his communications course assignment, I took Ian for a long walk. We went to Starbucks, of course, and then continued walking to Wal-Mart. We only brought two baseballs with us, and it was getting ridiculous shagging them down constantly, so we bought a small bucket of baseballs for $9, and a cheap set of badminton rackets for $5.
We then headed back to the neighborhood diamond, and having that bucket of balls turned out to be a great idea. He was able to hit 10 times before we had to chase them all down. It actually worked out much better in another way, too. Every time we collected the balls, we took a water break. Kept us both hydrated in the 80 degree heat.
The days here so far have been absolutely beautiful. Much less humidity that we were dealing with back east, and the temperature is far less extreme. It's hanging around the hi-70s, low 80s, with about 50% humidity, which feels wonderful. I'm getting some sun, but I can also breathe. I love it like this.
After dinner, I took a walk with Camille. She is giving me other ideas for a career choice after I finish my studies that don't include teaching Math. As she so eloquently puts it, "Those kids you'll be teaching are not as nice as your son." She is absolutely right. Teenagers today are much different than teenagers of my day. Respect for your elders is a thing of the past.
So I am going to open my mind to other choices: auditor, financial adviser, actuary. Research to begin when I get home.
Tuesday, August 2:
I slept in until 9 this morning! Do I feel guilty? Nope. I'm on vacation. :)
I took Ian back to the neighborhood diamond for more baseball. He never tires of it. Who am I kidding? I don't, either. My legs are still sore, though. Definitely not used to this much physical activity. I'm the only person I know that goes on vacation and loses weight. Just wish my legs didn't hurt quite so much.
Tonight we are seeing a Mariners game. The feel of the stadium is so much different from Coca-Cola Field in Buffalo. For one, it is much bigger, seating up to 47,878 fans to Buffalo's maximum of 18,025. People are different out here, too. In Buffalo, we sit in the stands and talk with everyone around us, total strangers, about the game, the latest baseball trades, etc., but out here, people don't seem to talk to each other like that. Actually, they don't seem to talk to each other at all, unless they came together. Interesting feeling.
The Mariners won. Jeff and I had a bunch of laughs at Ian's expense. When the game was beginning, and the announcer said, "Now batting....Ichiro Suzuki!" Ian's head whipped around SO fast! Good thing it's attached. :D He was so still, concentrating on that game so hard, it seemed he was barely breathing. I think I only see him that still when he is sleeping.
Wednesday, August 3:
5:55 a.m.: The melodious tones of my cell phone receiving another text...from my boss. {heavy sigh}
Today is laundry day. To save on the amount of luggage we cart across the country, we packed enough for four days, planning to do laundry half-way through our week. It works out well.
A nice, calm, easy day for relaxing in the sun.
I told Mike about the pain in my legs, and he said, "Ugh. Shin splints." I think he's right. Stretching and no more running around on a concrete baseball diamond are in order.
This evening, we will go to Jeff's and visit with my grand-nephew, Tristan. That would be Sir Tristan of Seattle to all of us minions. Jeff and Tristan will be flying back with us on Saturday.
Thursday, August 4:
We will see the Space Needle and the Seattle Science Center on Thursday. More photo opportunities for the Tyska Traveling Fish!
Tuesday, August 02, 2011
Tyska Traveling Fish
Take Me Out to the Baaalllll Gaaame...
...but alas, the trip took longer than we expected:
Ian wanted to get Ichiro Suzuki's autograph on his baseball, but it was not to be. Due to the incredible traffic in this area, which gets worse every year, we were unable to arrive at Safeco Field much before game time.
Apparently, more and more people move here, but nothing is done about the infrastructure. A shame, because it is such a beautiful area. It shouldn't be so inconvenient to get around.
Jeff said...
This reminds me... I have a "cleaning fee" for the drool on my car door. LMAO
Sunday, July 31, 2011
Vacation
We then boarded in Vegas at 7:00 p.m. PST and landed in Seattle at 10:00 p.m. PST, 9 hours and 55 minutes of travel time total. Exhausting.
I reminisced with Ian about the first time we took this trip. He was three years old and had absolutely no concept of the time involved in getting from one side of the country to the other. When we arrived home, he would ask me, "When can we go back to visit Unko Myko again?" as though it was just like a trip across town. He laughed, and said he didn't remember the trip taking THIS LONG. About an hour out, he looked at me with weary eyes and finally asked that question all children ask....
Thursday, July 28, 2011
Installing the Dreaded Braces
The entire time Dr. Tyska worked on him, he had his fingers crossed. I wonder if that helped. :)
Here he is, in the chair, with a grown man's hands in his mouth. So when he says, "I do NOT have a big mouth!" I can say, "Oh, yes you do. I have photographic PROOF!"
Two years and counting.
Saturday, July 23, 2011
Tyska Traveling Fish
Monday, July 18, 2011
Baseball Update
Ian's playoffs for the 2011 Babe Ruth league, where he plays for the Cubs, is:
Monday, July 18, 6:15 pm, Lincoln #2
Thursday, July 21, 6:15 pm, Lincoln 3
Semi Finals: Monday, July 25, 6:15, Lincoln 2, the 1st place plays the 4th place teams, and on Lincoln 3, the 2nd place plays the 3rd place teams.
Finals: Thursday, July 28, 6:15 pm, Lincoln 4, the winner of each of the last two games play each other.
The intersection of Parker and Sheridan Drive has a big NOCO gas station and a Walgreens Pharmacy on opposite diagonal corners. The Lincoln Park diamonds are located at the corner of Parker and Decatur, across the street from the pool.
We do not yet have his playoff schedule for the Tonawanda American Little League, where Ian plays for the A's. As soon as I have it, I will let you know.
Saturday, July 16, 2011
Red Cooper
Thursday, July 14, 2011
Impressions
Saturday, July 09, 2011
Tyska Traveling Fish
Wednesday, June 29, 2011
Tuesday, June 28, 2011
Monday, June 27, 2011
Sunday, June 19, 2011
Saturday, June 18, 2011
Identity Theft
Put fraud alerts on your credit files. The numbers for TransUnion, Experian and Equifax are all readily available online.
Request your credit reports and review them for accuracy. Look for accounts you don't recognize. Look at the inquiries section for the names of creditors from whom you haven't requested credit.
Report the fraud to the Police. As a victim of a crime, you are entitled to a free copy.
If it's your credit card that has been hit, cancel it.
If it's your debit card that has been hit, cancel it and close your account.
Call your bank, creditors, utility companies, and the DMV if necessary, to alert them to the theft. Follow up in writing with the police report.
If the fraudulent transactions were made over the internet, file a report with the FTC.
If you suspect the thief obtained your information from your mail, report it to the postal inspector. It is also wise to divert your mail to another location or perhaps open a post office box.
Keep track of your phone calls, letters, and all the steps you've taken. You will need to have report numbers ready for vendors and authorities.
I've made 9 pages of notes (so far) of phone calls I've made, reports I've filed, information I've requested... what a mess.
If it's happened to you, good luck.
In the meantime, wish me luck. Ugh.
Friday, June 10, 2011
My Son, the Airhead
Mom?
Yeesssss?
I got the house key. I didn’t lose it all day.
Good. I’ll let you live.
Um, I just need my uniform, right?
Yeesssss….and your cup and your spikes.
My cup, too?
Yes. If you don’t have your cup, Coach won’t let you play, and since Grandpa is coming to the game tonight, you don’t want that to happen.
Grandpa or Popa?
Didn’t I just say ‘Grandpa’?
Oh. Yeah.
Don’t forget your uniform, your cup, and your spikes.
I won’t.
Okay. (pause) What are you picking up?
My uniform.
And what else?
Um. (loooooong pause)
Your cup and your spikes.
Oh, yeah. Okay.
You better let me talk to Cindy.
After all that, he still forgot his baseball CAP!
Tuesday, June 07, 2011
Sunday, June 05, 2011
Little League Update
Looks like I'll be spending all summer at the baseball diamonds in the Greater Tonawanda area. :D
Friday, May 27, 2011
Tuesday, May 17, 2011
Baseball
I was looking online for tonight's game to be streamed live, but I couldn't find it. Everybody streams live now! It's got to be somewhere. Otherwise, I am going to have to invest in an indoor AM radio. I can't be out sitting in the car all evening. :D
In the meantime, Ian has his last practice tomorrow evening with the Tonawanda little league. His opening day is Saturday. Should be a good time!
Wednesday, May 11, 2011
Studio Profile: Guerrilla Games
Guerrilla Games
Even though I do not know that much about video games or the gaming industry, I enjoy reading his work. (I love the fact that his grammar is better than what you find in the Buffalo News. And his native language isn't even English!)
My brother and I had a conversation a few months ago about how difficult writing can be. Finding just the right word to convey exactly what you mean can be extremely challenging.
Sunday, May 08, 2011
Saturday, May 07, 2011
My favorite quote of the day...
Herm Albright (1876 - 1944)
Thursday, May 05, 2011
Baseball Update
Phones are down
Monday, May 02, 2011
Sunday, May 01, 2011
Little League Location/Schedule
Ives Park
Here is the schedule. He plays for the A's.
Tonawanda LL/A's
Hope to see you there!
Saturday, April 30, 2011
Baseball Update
-Coach
Friday, April 29, 2011
Thursday, April 28, 2011
Balloon DNA
Me: I wonder what he's making.
Ian: I think he's making strands of DNA.
Denise: (bursts out laughing) If I ever had any doubt that you're Serena Tabor's son, it's completely gone now!
The apple really doesn't fall far from the tree. :D
Baseball Update
Coach
Sunday, April 24, 2011
Tuesday, April 19, 2011
Batting Practice Update
Coach Turri
Thursday, April 14, 2011
BP - The First Home Run of the Season
Wednesday, April 13, 2011
Sunday, April 10, 2011
Humor
1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.
3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nape when I was younger.
4. There is a great need for a sarcasm font.
5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
6. Was learning cursive really necessary?
7. MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.
9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.
10. Bad decisions make good stories.
11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.
12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after BluRay? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.
13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.
14. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
15. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
16. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay.
17. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.
18. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.
19. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?
20. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars teams up to prevent a jerk from cutting in front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!
21. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.
22. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch three consecutive times and still not know what time it is.
23. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey -- but I bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from three feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time.
24. The first testicular guard, the "Cup", was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important.
Saturday, April 09, 2011
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Tonawanda LL/A's - (Tonawanda, NY) - powered by LeagueLineup.com
Friday, April 01, 2011
Baseball Humor
Tuesday, March 29, 2011
Winemaker Math
Love it! Who says you don't use math in 'real life'? HA!
- Brian said...
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Glad you liked the post. Once our Winemaker gets started it's best to grab some popcorn and relax, and that's part of what we love.
Sunday, March 27, 2011
The Disney Auditions ?
The commercial itself was a picture of the initial scene from Suite Life on Deck, gave the phone number a couple times and said something about becoming a big star. It left no doubt in your mind that you were going to be auditioning for Disney.
I called the number where a fast-speaking woman gave me a date, time and appointment, told me to bring two recent photos of my child, dress to impress, and would not answer any of my questions - would not even let me get a question out. I was immediately transferred to a recording with the address and directions, which was the Conference Center in Niagara Falls.
We went to the conference center, and I was given a fancy brochure to "read when I got home". Why wait until I got home? I read it right there, and got really ticked off. I asked three parents around me, "I thought this was for Disney?" And they assured me it was. I said it isn't, pointed to the place in the brochure where it talks about their fee, and a few other parents got ticked off, too. I guess I'm just a trouble maker at heart.
The whole circus is actually put on by for a company called "The" (pronounced "tay"). Their company name was not obvious in any of their television or radio commercials. Neither Ian nor I even heard it mentioned.
We were shown a video about how wonderful they are, and their spokesperson on the video is one of the actors from a Disney show. (The first of two places Disney actually enters into this.) The 'The' personnel were accompanied by a man who said he was a casting agent from Hollywood. He actually may have been, to give this farce some semblance of authenticity. We were "interviewed". Ian was asked why he wanted to do this, and he said because he wants to become an actor, make lots of money, and help people in Japan. (He's a good kid.) They asked me why I thought they should work with my son. I said because he's a good kid. The only reason I didn't say "because I'd be paying you to" was because Ian was right there and so excited about auditioning. It occurred to me later that they count on that; there are parents who will do absolutely anything for their children.
We were then directed to the camera area, where Ian was asked to read a short commercial on script. He had it memorized, got up in front of a horribly bright light, and froze. He ended up reading it off the paper. Poor kid. And then we left.
As we were walking out, Ian said he didn't think he would get a call back because he blew it in front of the camera. And I then had to explain to him that wasn't the real reason he wouldn't get a call back. The minimum amount I would have to pay is $3000, which would get Ian two workshops in their 'Event' which is held at Disney. (That's second of only two places Disney actually enters into this.)
They are actually selling packages of what amounts to workshops to teach kids how to act. They claim at the end of the week the kids will be seen by 50 casting agents and directors who will offer more callbacks, which is supposed to make this worth it. The package I am pretty sure they want every one to buy is $7950 for 10 workshops with an additional $895 if your child is a minor.
Ian is extremely disappointed. I'll know better next time. The biggest thing I told Ian is that if he was going to be 'hired' for a show, they would pay him, not the other way around.
Today, I searched for this company online. Try googling "The" and see where it gets you. I ended up googling "The Auditions" and got a link to Yahoo Answers. 'Kittysue' says:
"It's a scam. You are not auditioning for Disney. You are auditioning for some expensive school that has misrepresented themselves so you think you are auditioning for Disney. Everyone who auditions gets called the next day saying they were amazing and have been accepted into their training, which of course will cost you over $2000 for classes. And guess what, you pay for those classes then wonder where the Disney auditions are. All you learn from the classes is that if you want to audition for Disney, your parents are going to have to move to LA where all the auditions happen and you are going to have to find an agent."
'R K' also says:
"This is a scam. Disney doesn't charge for auditions, no one does. Disney auditions are in LA through an agent, they're not open calls you could find on your own. If this was a real audition you would know exactly what part you were trying for, not just for something in general."
What I found interesting is you don't find out until you get there that it (1) isn't for Disney, and (2) costs money. A very well-thought-out scam, as most of them are.
Michael said...
There was a long segment on TV here that summed up to the same point - if if's legit, it doesn't cost any money up front.
In another "sting" program recently done by (60 minutes? "What Would You Do?" Can't remember the show) parents 1. allowed their kids to be left alone with a complete stranger ("photographer"), 2. agreed to cosmetic surgery on their kids, 3. agreed to extreme diet regimens - all for the promise of a shot at fame & fortune. You're right - some people will do absolutely ANYTHING to get a foot in the door, even things that are shockingly dangerous.
The sickest part is that when you listen to the kids themselves talk about their "dreams" and "goals," you can hear the coaching. Let's face it - an 8 year old does NOT have any idea what is important in life, or what they want to do for the rest of it. But they certainly know that it pleases mommy when they parrot those ambitions.
Serena says:
You are so right. I've spent so much time over the past few days trying to convince Ian he really doesn't want to be an actor..."Honey, there are hundreds, perhaps thousands of actors that never make it to TV. Find an ambition that will support you. You will need to eat. There is a reason they are called 'starving artists'."
Right now he wants to be an actor just because he thinks it's glamorous and fun. I'm trying to lean him in other directions. But you should have heard some of the other parents there! I was shocked. It made me wonder...who really wants to be the actor? Mom or daughter?
I filed a complaint with the Children's Advertising Review Unit of the Better Business Bureau. Nothing will probably come of it, but it made me feel marginally better.
Saturday, March 26, 2011
Wednesday, March 23, 2011
Tuesday, March 22, 2011
Gelber & O'Connell, LLC
Monday, March 21, 2011
My favorite tweet so far today...
- @thesecretcaller






