As I'm sitting here typing, Ian has informed me that he wants a chain that he can tie around two of his belt loops to make a loop.
Why?
For decoration!
It reminds me of that Jeff Foxworthy red neck routine...
"If both your dog and your wallet are on a chain . . . you might be a Red Neck."
What's up with the chain thing? Does anyone have a clue? Please tell me this isn't another baggy-pants-with-your-underwear-showing type of fashion statement...