Boy Child is trying to marry me off.
I want a DAD!
Honey, it's not that easy.
Why not? All you have to do is kiss and then you fall in love and then you're married!
No, honey. It's not like that.
Sure it is! Here! You can marry HIM! (points to Alex Trebek on Jeopardy)
No. He's already married. You can't marry somebody who is already married.
Well, you got to marry somebody. I want a DAD!
I'll work on it. Later. (much, much later)
He's been selecting people for me to marry for a couple months now. I have no idea how to handle this one... hopefully it's just a phase?
